Come on in to a sanctuary of smiles and pews of puns! As we gather in this hallowed hall of humor, let us rejoice in the light-hearted spirit that brings us together around the topic of church and the many rip-roaringly funny aspects associated with the church going experience. Religion being a sensitive topic area, we’ve been careful to avoid any offensive jokes in this collection, but we do love a laugh about aspects of everyday life, so hopefully we’ve found the right balance between smiles and sensitivity here.
Without further ado, here are 20 dad jokes about church that are sure to have you grinning from sermon to supper.
- Why did the sheepdog trainer become a church minister?
Because he had a knack for gathering the flock. - What time of day was Adam created?
Just before the Eve-ning. - Why did Moses like to start his morning with coffee?
Because Hebrews it. - How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?
By his net income. - Why did the priest giggle during his homily?
He had Mass hysteria. - What kind of car does a priest drive?
A holy Roller. - How did the pipe organ player get locked out of church?
He couldn’t find the right keys. - What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic. - How does a pastor keep his breath fresh?
With testa-mints. - Why did the choir bring a ladder to church?
To reach the high notes. - What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?
A convertible. - What do you call a short sermon about wrongdoing?
A sin-opsis. - Why did the Christian comedian get promoted?
Because he had a higher calling. - Why did the pastor go to art school?
To learn how to draw people closer to God. - How do angels greet each other?
They say, “Halo!”
May these jests bring joy to your heart and a chuckle to your soul. Remember, when it comes to religious expression, a cheerful heart often says more than words, so keep spreading the laughter and light wherever you go.
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