You’re in for a punny snack with these dad jokes about Italian food. Perfect for adding a lively touch to your next get-together, these will make your dinner guests groan and grin in equal parts.

As you’ll find below, we’ve cooked up a selection of savory one-liners from pasta puns to wine wordplay. Get ready for a slice of laughter.

Pasta Puns To Savor

These noodly one-liners will have you rolling with laughter

• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
• Don’t be upsetti – have some spaghetti!
• Why did the bowl break up with the pasta? It became too clingy.
• I’m feeling saucy today… pasta-tively unstoppable!

Pizza Punchlines To Serve

Ready to slice into some cheesy jokes?

• What’s a pizza’s favorite song? Slice, Slice Baby.
• Why did the pizza apply for a loan? It needed some dough.
• What does a pizza say when it introduces itself? Slice to meet you.
• That pizza joke was deeply dish-appointing.
• You wanna pizza me?!
• Why couldn’t the pizza chef hold onto a relationship? He had too many crust issues.

Sauce Quips To Dip

These saucy quips add flavor to any conversation:

• Why did the marinara blush? It saw the spaghetti undressing.
• How did the sauce stay calm under heat? It just went with the flow.
• What did the marinara say at the party? Catch me if you can, I’ll be dipping.

Wine Wordplays To Sip

Raise your glass to these grape puns:

• What’s a bottle of Chianti’s motto? Carpe vino.
• Why did red wine go to school? To improve its bouquet.
• How do grapes stay in shape? They do decan-tercises.
• What do you call an Italian wine that tells secrets? A true grapevine.

From impastas to Carpe vino, these jokes are sure to keep your next Italiano meal lively and joyous. Try one tonight and see who cracks a smile.

If you have a favorite quip of your own, share it in the comments. Otherwise, for those craving more groan-worthy humor, check out our worst dad jokes collection.