Picture this: you’re at a family dinner when someone unleashes the worst dad jokes imaginable. Your cheeks hurt from smiling and groaning all at once. But hey, sometimes the eye-rolls are half the fun.

We’ve rounded up the most absurd quips; guaranteed to make you squirm and laugh at the same time. Could these be the worst dad jokes of all time? I guess that’s up to you to decide. If you’re ready to embrace the cringe, read on…

Classic Groan-Inducing Puns

Anti-Humor Road Classic

This one is the granddaddy of anti-humor jokes (stay with me), so painfully plain it circles back to funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Footless Farm Favorite

Prepare yourself for a moo-ving experience in the worst possible way:

What do you call a cow with no feet?
Ground beef.

Animal Eye Roller Jokes

When furry and scaly meet cringe, you get these jokes.

Octopus Tickling Count

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.

Legless Sheep Spectacle

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

For more barnyard groans, check out dad jokes about farm animals.

Sports Slip Up Jokes

Even athletic themes can trip over themselves.

Hole In One Socks

Why do fathers bring an extra pair of pants to the golf course?
Just in case they get a hole in one.

Dunking Donut Delight

Why do basketball players love donuts?
Because they dunk them.

Schoolroom Cringe Jokes

Back to class for maximum secondhand embarrassment.

Nobody Nose Classic

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

Piece Of Cake Homework

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

Hungry for more cringe-worthy lessons? Check out dad jokes about teachers.

Tech Trip Up Jokes

Geek out with these facepalm-worthy quips.

Hard Drive Delay

Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive.

Lost Contact Comedy

Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost its contacts.

Hungry for more pixel-perfect groans? See dad jokes about computers or dad jokes about smartphones.

Financial Fumble Jokes

Money matters take a nosedive into punny territory.

Interest Dropout

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

For more punny fails in finance, visit puns about banking and finance.

I think you’ll agree that those were the worst dad jokes your ears will ever need to endure. Which one made you roll your eyes the hardest? Share your top cringe pick in the comments below and keep the groan train rolling.