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Thanksgiving Dad Jokes to Gobble Up!

Thanksgiving Dinner - Dad Jokes

Thanksgiving is a time for gratitude, food, family, and, of course, plenty of laughs. Whether you’re looking to break the ice around the dinner table, make the kids giggle, set a joyful tone for your classroom, or just add some humor to your holiday, these dad jokes are here to add some extra flavor to your feast. So, loosen up those belt buckles, dive into the cornucopia of comedy, and get ready to gobble up some laughs!


15 Thanksgiving Dad Jokes

  1. How do you open a great Thanksgiving dinner?
    With the tur-key!
  2. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
    Wing-wing!
  3. What do you call a Thanksgiving gathering of smart people?
    A thinksgiving!
  4. What’s a pilgrim’s favorite kind of music?
    Plymouth Rock!
  5. What kind of weather does a turkey like?
    Fowl weather!
  6. Why don’t turkeys run marathons?
    They’re afraid of getting stuffed!
  7. What did one cranberry say to the other at Thanksgiving dinner?
    “We’re in a jam!”
  8. Why did the family always invite the turkey to dinner?
    Because he was always ready to carve out some time for them!
  9. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
    Because it had 18 carrots!
  10. How did the turkey win the comedy contest?
    With its “wing it” attitude!
  11. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
    Peach gobbler!
  12. Why was the turkey asked to join the band?
    She was bringing her own drumsticks.
  13. Why did the NASA Thanksgiving parade float break up with the other floats?
    It needed space to move on!
  14. How did the pilgrims bring their cows to America?
    On the moo-flower!
  15. What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
    They’re both all about gobblin’… just different kinds!
  16. What do you call a ghost turkey?
    A poultrygeist.
  17. Why are autumn leaves so gullible?
    Because they’ll fall for anything!

As you can see, Thanksgiving and dad jokes are a perfect recipe for laughter! So, don’t be a turkey – share these jokes, and keep the family entertained between bites of pumpkin pie and mashed potatoes. After all, there’s no better way to say “thanks” than with a hearty laugh!

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