Welcome to a time where kings were pharaohs, hieroglyphics were the height of communication, and cats were worshipped (as they clearly still think they should be). Ancient Egypt wasn’t just a civilization of wonders and mysteries; it’s also the perfect setting for some timeless dad jokes. Why? Because even mummies need a reason to smile. So, let’s unwrap the humor that’s been buried for centuries and have a little fun with these pharaoh-ciously good dad jokes.

Dad Jokes About Ancient Egypt

1. Why did the pharaoh’s tomb get so many visitors? Because everyone wanted to dig the vibes!
2. What did one pyramid say to the other? “Don’t be such a square… oh wait, you can’t!”
3. Why was the archaeologist so bad at jokes? He kept digging up the punchlines.
4. How do mummies start their letters? “Dear cloth-ered friend…”
5. What do you call an Egyptian document that’s a bit of a mystery? A puzzled papyrus!
6. Why don’t Egyptians argue about their history? Because they know it’s set in stone!
7. Why was the mummy a terrible singer? Because it couldn’t carry a tomb.
8. What did the Sphinx say after hearing a funny riddle? “I’m roaring with laughter!”
9. How do you make an ancient Egyptian laugh? Show them your Sphinx-teresting sense of humor!
10. Why did Cleopatra say believe she was the most beautiful person in the land? “She was in de-Nile!”
11. Why was the mummy the best stand-up comedian in Egypt? Because it always had the audience in stitches!
12. Why didn’t the pyramid go to school? It already had a solid education.
13. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unravel.
14. What do you call a pharaoh who tells tall tales? A fib-raoh.
15. How long does it take to travel down the Nile? I’m not sure, but it’s a phar-row!
16. Why did the ancient Egyptians love cats so much? Because they were purr-amids of joy.
17. How do you know if a mummy’s at a party? They’re the ones wrapped up in fun.
18. What’s an Egyptian builder’s favorite song? “Brick House” by The Commodores.
19. Why was the Nile always calm? Because it knew how to go with the flow.
20. What kind of jokes do archaeologists tell? Ones that dig deep.
21. How do Egyptians pay for things? They use sand-banks!
22. Why did the pharaoh get fired from the job? He was into pyramid-scheming.
23. What’s a mummy’s favorite music genre? Wrap music.
24. Why are pyramids so good at keeping secrets? Because they’re well-grounded.
25. What do you call a really enthusiastic archaeologist? Someone who’s digging the dream!

There you have it – 25 Ancient Egyptian dad jokes that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face faster than you can say “Tutankhamun.” Who knew that history could be so humorous? Whether you’re a hieroglyphic expert or just someone who enjoys a little ancient laughter, we hope you’ve had a phar-tastic time. Now go forth, share these jokes, and keep the spirit of dad humor alive… even if it’s been buried for 3,000 years!