A long time ago, in a living room not so far away, a dad sat down, remote in one hand, pun in the other, and said, “I’ve felt a great disturbance in the Force… probably indigestion.” Thus began the galactic tradition of Star Wars-themed dad jokes.

Whether you’re a Jedi Master of comedy or just a young Padawan learning the ways of the pun, one truth remains constant throughout the galaxy: dad jokes will strike back… usually during dinner.

So buckle up, set your hyperdrive to “groan-speed”, and prepare to enter the puniverse.

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🌌 16 Dad Jokes About Star Wars

1. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
   To get to the Dark Side.
2. What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
   “HDMI.“
3. What do you call five Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
   A Sith-kabob.
4. How does Darth Vader like his toast?
   On the dark side.
5. Why did Kylo Ren always act so moody?
   Because his parents were Solo and Leia complicated.
6. How do Tusken Raiders do their laundry?
   On the spin cycle.
7. What’s a Jedi’s favorite type of car?
   A Toy-Yoda.
8. Why was Jabba so good at negotiations?
   He always slugged it out.
9. What do you call a Sith who won the lottery?
   Palpatrich.
10. Why did Luke go to art school?
    Because he wanted to learn how to draw the Force.
11. Why did Darth Vader always win at karaoke night?
    His singing was breathtaking.
12. Why don’t stormtroopers ever get jokes?
    They always miss the punchline.
13. Why did Chewbacca get a promotion?
    Because he was Wookiee of the Year.
14. Why don’t Jawas ever get invited to fancy parties?
    They always try to trade the silverware.
15. What do you call Chewbacca when he gets chocolate-covered Doritos stuck in his fur?
    A choc-chip Wookiee.
16. Why is Darth Maul a good lunch guest?
    He always splits… the bill.

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🚀 May The Farce Be With You

Dad jokes and Star Wars go together like Wookiees and hairbrushes… poorly, but amusingly. The next time you gather around for a Star Wars marathon, unleash some of these pun-powered gems and watch your guests’ eyes roll faster than an out-of-control TIE Fighter.

So remember, brave joke-smith: when in doubt, trust your pun instincts, avoid Imperial puns that are too forced, and always leave your audience on a high ground.