Happy New Year? More like Happy New Cheer! 🎉 *guffaw* As the clock ticks towards midnight and we prepare to pop the champagne, it’s time to arm ourselves with some uproarious New Year’s Eve dad jokes. These jokes are like fireworks for your funny bone – they might not always go off with a bang, but they’ll definitely light up your night. So, put on your party hats, grab your noisemakers, and let’s countdown to chuckles with some timeless (and time-related) dad humor!

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What’s a New Year’s resolution? Something that goes in one year and out the other!

What happened to the guy who stole a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 months!

What’s a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo Year’s Eve.

How do you wish a planet a happy new year? ‘A Happy New Orbit!’

What’s the most popular dance on New Year’s Eve? The resolution shuffle – you take two steps forward and one step back.

Why did the calendar make a New Year’s resolution? Because its days were numbered!

What’s a cat’s New Year’s resolution? To finally catch that red laser dot.

Why did the book join the gym as a New Year’s resolution? It wanted to become a hardcover!

What’s a vampire’s New Year’s resolution? To stop being so draining.

What did the grape say as its New Year’s resolution? “This year, I’m going to wine less!”

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And there we have it – a sparkling array of New Year’s Eve dad jokes to add some extra fizz to your celebrations. Whether they made you laugh or groan louder than the midnight fireworks, these jokes are sure to be a hit as you ring in the New Year. Remember, laughter is the best resolution you can keep all year round. So, cheers to a new year filled with joy, laughter, and, of course, plenty of dad jokes. Happy New Year! 🍾🥳✨